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[criminaljustice]

This is Boss AKA Joker AKA "Prisoner". Leave a message.

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[criminaljustice]

Boss: you do know that they're not mutually exclusive concepts right?
Boss: self-sacrificing can be even more painful for people loyal to someone than being sacrificed
Boss: either way, saying it so cut and dry like that is concerning, but glad to hear you're not interested in entertaining that

[puzzlekeeper]

King: Of course.
King: But that doesn't mean it's MY business.
King: It seems like the kind of thing more productively handled by those who are loyal to him.

[criminaljustice]

Boss: fair enough
Boss: biggest advice: beware golf carts

[puzzlekeeper]

King: Um.
King: Is that what the "speeding golf cart of doom" comment was about?
King: I'll keep that in mind, I guess.
King: But anyway, that's not really the reason I messaged you.

[criminaljustice]

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Boss is typing...]

Boss: yeah?
Boss: what then?

[puzzlekeeper]

King: Intensity thinks he's the ultimate challenger for me.
King: But really, since you beat him, wouldn't that be you?

[criminaljustice]

Boss: not a position I was gunning for
Boss: but the logic checks out

[puzzlekeeper]

King: I'm as surprised by this turn of events as you are.
King: Luckily I'm adaptable.

[criminaljustice]

Boss: I'll say
Boss: so quick to turn your attention away from him
Boss: is he even conscious yet?

[puzzlekeeper]

King: Don't worry, he still has my attention.
King: But since it's your fault I now have to wait for him to retreat and lick his wounds, it's only fair.

[criminaljustice]

Boss: not my fault you weren't quick enough
Boss: so what do you have in mind, then

[puzzlekeeper]

King: Not a brawl, so don't get your hopes up there.

[criminaljustice]

Boss: officially more brains than Intensity there
Boss: cards?
Boss: anyone caught cheating will have to suffer a humiliating punishment, however

[puzzlekeeper]

King: A little on the nose, don't you think?
King: You know I'm hardly about to say no.

[criminaljustice]

Boss: fortunately, we're a bit late for monster-nomming

[look. he's just like this.]

Boss: now to determine the actual game.

[puzzlekeeper]

King: A shame you're not familiar with Duel Monsters.
King: Though I do have a deck of Uno cards.

[criminaljustice]

Boss: I'm always willing to learn new things tho
Boss: and can't say I've played Uno before
Boss: if all else fails, there's always blackjack or poker

[puzzlekeeper]

King: I get it.
King: Proud of your ability to bluff?

[criminaljustice]

Boss: i don't bluff

[puzzlekeeper]

King: Oh?
King: Blackjack it is, then.