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[criminaljustice]

This is Boss AKA Joker AKA "Prisoner". Leave a message.

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[zugzwange]

. . . yes. . .?

[criminaljustice]

... I mean. I like cats. But there aren't any cats.

[zugzwange]

[ well now there's a margay next to him ]

[criminaljustice]

[.... wait.





wat.





BUT OCTOPUS???

... lifting shaky hand? is this margay business Haruto offering pets? bzuh?]

[zugzwange]

[ ear flicks in his general direction ]

Now you know two things.

[criminaljustice]

... octopus was cute but cat definitely suits more.

[okay, trying for pets]

[zugzwange]

[ he puffs up, body language super wary but allows ]

This cat can swim.

[criminaljustice]

[that kind of laugh that's more of a release of tension than not]

Very impressive.

[zugzwange]

[ prrts ]

Of course.

[criminaljustice]

Very soft, too.

Guess you were right about cats.

[is calming down.]

[zugzwange]

[ snorts ]

Of course I was.

[criminaljustice]

Still like dogs, too, but will concede cats are superior.

[zugzwange]

Tch, of course you have bad compromising taste.

[criminaljustice]

Sorry I'm like this.

[zugzwange]

No you’re not.

[criminaljustice]

... well, no. I'm not.

[ear skritches?]

[zugzwange]

[ relaxes a little ]

So don't bother saying it.