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This is Boss AKA Joker AKA "Prisoner". Leave a message.

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[foolmetwice]

[sssssigh]

Mars: someone drew this stupid comic about our ghost hunting adventures
Mars: it ended about how you’d expect
Mars: after the mistletoe game lily joked that he was available for no-strings attacked kissing if i wanted it
Mars: but it was a joke so i didn’t think about it
Mars: after reading the dumb comic he joked again about how some fans were apparently tuned in to our post-game conversation
Mars: he started teasing me about his offer and i kissed him to call his stupid bluff





Mars: . . . which was not really a bluff?

[criminaljustice]

[. . .]

Joker: you're such an idiot
Joker: i don't think Lily was ever joking about that offer
Joker: you absolute fool
Joker: anyway, if you liked kissing him so much
Joker: just tell him that?

[foolmetwice]

Mars: no

[MARS????]

[criminaljustice]

Joker: now you're just being stupid

[foolmetwice]

Mars: look, that’s why i’m texting you, asshole
Mars: however good you may think you are or aren’t about relationships?
Mars: at least you know what you want
Mars: and are brave enough to go for it

[criminaljustice]

Joker: you're assuming a lot
Joker: and quickly getting in an area that's going to tick me off if you keep at it
Joker: as it is, you'll never know what you actually want if you don't take a chance
Joker: so just tell him
Joker: or go for it
Joker: whichever you think you can handle
Joker: because, surprise! you can handle it!`

[foolmetwice]

[. . . ah. . .]

[. . .]

Mars: sorry

[criminaljustice]

Joker: don't ignore the rest of what i said

[foolmetwice]

Mars: i’m not, that just seemed like the most important part
Mars: how do you know i can handle it?

[criminaljustice]

Joker: you might be an idiot but you're not completely hopeless

[YOU'RE A FUCKING TEASE. GIVE LILY SOMETHING NICE, YOU DINGUS]

[foolmetwice]

Mars: feels like you’re giving me too much credit on that one

[he is a tease. he is the worst]

[criminaljustice]

Joker: why do i know so many insecure types...
Joker: just smooch him and tell him you like it

[foolmetwice]

[IT CAN’T BE THAT EASY]

Mars: you make it sound so easy. . .

[criminaljustice]

Joker: Lily literally told you he was fine with kissing
Joker: at least let him have a say in whether or not you guys kiss or not

[foolmetwice]

[. . . . . . .]







Mars: okay fine

[criminaljustice]

Joker: good
Joker: learn from my mistakes
Joker: actually involve the other party in big decisions

[foolmetwice]

Mars: is this a big decision???
Mars: it takes two people to kiss, one party unilaterally deciding NOT to kiss the other party is completely legit

[criminaljustice]

Joker: wow way to focus on all the wrong things
Joker: who the fuck says "unilaterally" when talking about people kissing?
Joker: stop making excuses

[foolmetwice]

Mars: shut up i said i wasn’t good at this!

[criminaljustice]

Joker: I said "big decisions" because you're the one making a big deal out of it
Joker: so obviously, to you, it's a big decision
Joker: so involve the other person by TALKING IT OUT

[foolmetwice]

[UUUUUUUGH]

Mars: . . . fine. . .
Mars: i will

[criminaljustice]

Joker: you sure?

[foolmetwice]

Mars: yeah
Mars: i’m sure
Mars: it’s just

[. . .]

Mars: thanks

[criminaljustice]

Joker: no problem
Joker: tho if i find out you chickened out
Joker: imma have to hunt you down
Joker: be good to Lily
Joker: start here, ok?

[foolmetwice]

[ah]

[ah. . .]

Mars: start here, huh. . .