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[criminaljustice]

This is Boss AKA Joker AKA "Prisoner". Leave a message.

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[foolmetwice]

Park has more space.

[lifts his arms above his head in a stretch, hands linked]

You got a weapon?

[criminaljustice]

[you know what's useful for hiding BIG KNIVES?

half-skirts.]

[foolmetwice]

[you know an even better place to hide weapons?]

[A PERSON'S SOUL]

[a flash of light, and Mars is holding his heart weapon, which is basically a sword, really]

Mine's bigger.

[is this a dick-waving contest]

[criminaljustice]

You're also using part of yourself as a weapon while I'm stuck with buying shit.

[sticks his tongue out at Mars because WHATEVER MAN]

[foolmetwice]

Sounds like you're just jealous Heart gets free weapons.

[props his sword on his shoulder as they walk, puffed up like a rooster showing off his plumage]

[criminaljustice]

[ur so ridiculous]

Nah. Bad End's got Dizzy and Super Strength. Not to mention the emotions amping.

[their skillset's pretty fun, actually.]

[foolmetwice]

Yeah? Well, we have emotional bonding and stat increases when people cheer us on and charm status effects and cool armor and also, we can literally be zombies.

[HEART'S IS COOLER!1]

[criminaljustice]

... Mars, that last one's bad.

[foolmetwice]

[look]

Depends on how you look at it, I guess.

[says the guy who hasn't yet purchased it]

[criminaljustice]

Should I start arguing the benefits to the memory falsification ability?

[bruh...]

[foolmetwice]

[LOOK!!]

Untwist your panties, I don't even have that power because of how easy it is to abuse. I'm just saying. . . !

[at least he can't properly defend it cuz he too thinks it's bad]

[criminaljustice]

[And you like to say you're the evil twin. knows all about how bad abilities are easy to abuse and still got it. so... yeah, he's got nothing.]

Anyway, are we going weapons-only or are abilities on the table?

[foolmetwice]

[he got charm!! which he has DEMONSTRABLY abused. heroes never die can be used by someone else to torture him; that's why he avoids it. self-preservation]

Technically my weapon is an ability, so— yes to abilities.

[ppppauses]

No charm or memory fuckery, though.

[criminaljustice]

[snorts]

That goes without saying.

[c'mon, he's no idiot]

[foolmetwice]

Great.

[and then]

[without warning]








[he's gonna try to knock Joker upside the head with the blunt edge of his weapon]