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[criminaljustice]

This is Boss AKA Joker AKA "Prisoner". Leave a message.

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[zugzwange]

Aren't you playing along with your unit theme by being a rebel?

[criminaljustice]

I don't care about my unit's themes, I'm just tired of being made to act outside of what I choose for myself in those games.

[maybe a bit more heated than necessary but. lets out a breath.]

But if there's a reason why you'd think there'd be a pay off by playing along with that idea, then I'm willing to listen. But I can't just go in for that without knowing more.

[zugzwange]

I was just curious what would happen. What's the real difference between killing myself and being killed in a game like that?

[criminaljustice]

What is the difference, then?

[zugzwange]

I'm turning it over.

[criminaljustice]

[just. sighs.]

I'll be honest. Intensity was talking shit about you and how you fucked him over. So I asked him about that. And he let me see the texts you sent so I could see if he was missing something.

Turns out, he missed a number of the hints you were dropping. I told him he was an idiot too focused on the answers he wanted to see instead of the ones he was getting.

[NOM CHIP. SWIG CIDER.]

[zugzwange]

You are a gossip.

[ huff ]

It isn't my fault that he's an idiot.

[criminaljustice]

It's not.

But it's why I want to ask the questions he missed the opportunity to ask.

If you're up for that.

If not... I guess I'll have to figure out the answers for myself.

[zugzwange]

And in exchange. . .?

[criminaljustice]

Name a price.

[zugzwange]

Hmmm, tempting.

[criminaljustice]

I'm letting you choose because honestly? ... I don't really know if or what I have anything to offer you. I still don't know you especially well, so I'd rather not just assume.

[zugzwange]

What do you think might interest me. . .?

[criminaljustice]

[if he knew that, he'd make the offer himself.

but more of a test, huh. thinks it over carefully.]

I'll let you make me into a fish.

[idk seems legit]

[zugzwange]

Nice, but I don't have that power yet.

[criminaljustice]

[pulls out his phone.

holds it up for Haruto to see]

I have 715 points that can go toward that, then.

[literally all the points he has]

[zugzwange]

I'm thinking it might be more beneficial to do something else. . . while extortion is fun I'd rather have power over you in a different manner.

[criminaljustice]

... even if I offer a favor or a period of obedience, I'd have the stipulation that I won't accept orders to torture or murder someone.

[he's only ever done either of those things while insane, so...]

[zugzwange]

That's not my flavor.

[criminaljustice]

Just need to cover those bases.

... then if either of those offers work...

[zugzwange]

Interesting. Well, it's not as though I can hold you to any bargain.

[criminaljustice]

[... taps a finger against his bottle of cider, thinking hard for a moment.]

Not unless I give you something to use to discourage me from breaking the bargain, huh.

[zugzwange]

More or less.

[criminaljustice]

Which means it'd be a long-term thing because it's not like I could make you forget information...

[i mean. he probably could, but like. still iffy on that ability, so.]

... the only problem is the one thing I can think of that I wouldn't want spread around, I'm not sure if you'd consider it disqualifying because it involved that crazy house game.

[zugzwange]

Oh no, it seems we're at an impasse!