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[criminaljustice]

[SO I'VE PLAYED TO 10/15 IN THE GAME.

COME AT ME.

VOICETEST WILL BE TFLN!]

1. You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

2. Holy shit dude........stairs

3. i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment

4. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[... actually. same, tho.]

Maybe it's everyone's cheat day, so they have to overstock?

[purrtagonist]

[it's a hard life]

Oooh, like calories don't count on Fridays? I'm pretty sure I've heard that one from somewhere.

[ann. it was ann]

[criminaljustice]

It makes sense, right?

I thought it was just my school that was like that, but it seems like a national thing at this point.

1/4

[purrtagonist]

The national yakisoba pan shortage crisis.

[purrtagonist]

[ah]

No, wait.

[purrtagonist]

The national yakisoba pan shortage CRUSTis.

[badum tish]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . . .]






Nevermind I take that one back.

[criminaljustice]

[pfffffhahaha]

It'll be...

...

PANdemonium!

[purrtagonist]

[. . . GOD BLESS]

I donut want to see the effects such chaos will have on the bread economy.

[criminaljustice]

At yeast we'd still have the original yakisoba?

[purrtagonist]

Hopefully the original, and not an impasta.

[changing the pun theme mid-conversation ooooh]