[voice testing]

[criminaljustice]

[SO I'VE PLAYED TO 10/15 IN THE GAME.

COME AT ME.

VOICETEST WILL BE TFLN!]

1. You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

2. Holy shit dude........stairs

3. i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment

4. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

Comments

1

[nowyouseeit]

That's 'cause when she is I'm gonna sell it for 500,000 yen

[KEEP UP WITH HIS GET RICH SCHEMES, PUNK]

[criminaljustice]

[THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER BETTER GET RICH SCHEMES THAT WORK]>

You could sell it for a lot more than that

[nowyouseeit]

[HEY, LISTEN, SHUT UP]

Five seconds ago you were judging my ~ingenious~ plan and now you're trying to give me advice? C'mon!

I'm not giving you any of it.

[criminaljustice]

I wasn't critizing anything but it sounds like your haggling skills need work

[nowyouseeit]

Nope. 500k is a respectable price. Charge too much and the customer'll get suspicious.

4

[afailedmurder]

That's a matter of perspective, wouldn't you say?

[criminaljustice]

Entrapment.

[afailedmurder]

You don't need to be so defensive. This is merely a friendly conversation.

[criminaljustice]

About handcuffs.

[afailedmurder]

You have a point. I suppose I do have a bad habit of bringing shop talk home with me. My apologies.

Although I do maintain my stance on the subject.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Are great for exercise?

[she.must.run]

[criminaljustice]

There's too many. It's impossible.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Do you need a training plan so you are able to overcome such obstacles?

[That's...vaguely rude.]

[criminaljustice]

[it's so rude! he climbs many stairs all the time!]

It's the end for me. Remember me as I once was before my defeat.

[cluelesscavewoman]

Judgement
I will remember you

[There isn't anything after that, cause is actually going to shrine to pray for him.]

2

[aintrunning]

yeah? you eating them?

[criminaljustice]

That seems like it'd be more than a mouthful.

[aintrunning]

don't think ur feet could handle them

[criminaljustice]

Think most people's would be defeated by these. Especially when elevators go out.

[aintrunning]

ya sound like a pussy man. got the wrong number too

3

[purrtagonist]

[he spends like five minutes staring at this message like, what the fuck, who is this, before asking the most important question]

What flavor?

[criminaljustice]

Vanilla. I can probably pass it off as frosted tips.

[eyyyy]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . WELL, AKIRA'S IMMEDIATELY ENDEARED]

Sounds stylish.

For the late 1990's and early 2000's.

[criminaljustice]

80s fashion is making a comeback, so you could say I'm just ahead of the times.

[purrtagonist]

[. . .]

Wait, is this Marty McFly?

Can I have your autograph?