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[criminaljustice]

[SO I'VE PLAYED TO 10/15 IN THE GAME.

COME AT ME.

VOICETEST WILL BE TFLN!]

1. You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

2. Holy shit dude........stairs

3. i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment

4. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER BETTER GET RICH SCHEMES THAT WORK]>

You could sell it for a lot more than that

[nowyouseeit]

[HEY, LISTEN, SHUT UP]

Five seconds ago you were judging my ~ingenious~ plan and now you're trying to give me advice? C'mon!

I'm not giving you any of it.

[criminaljustice]

I wasn't critizing anything but it sounds like your haggling skills need work

[nowyouseeit]

Nope. 500k is a respectable price. Charge too much and the customer'll get suspicious.

[criminaljustice]

You're supposed to start higher than you want so the customer can feel good about negotiating you down, though. Otherwise it's on you to prove it's worth exactly the amount you're aiming. Then again, you're probably more charming than your friend dragging you off by the scruff made it seem.

[nowyouseeit]

[. . . . . . . THANKS AOKO]

Who died and made you the local expert on haggling?

'Sides, you're right, I'm perfectly charming. Betcha I could sell snake oil to a used car salesman if I needed to.

[criminaljustice]

Very impressive

[nowyouseeit]

. . . I feel patronized.

[criminaljustice]

Be more confident in the compliments paid to you.

[nah, u right tho]

[nowyouseeit]

A compliment's only as believable as the source paying it.

[criminaljustice]

I'm told I'm a very reliable source.

[nowyouseeit]

[doubt.jpg]

By who?

[criminaljustice]

That'd be naming names.

[nowyouseeit]

Using yourself as a source doesn't count, Kurusu.

[criminaljustice]

I have a lot of names other than my own.
But they may be biased.