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[criminaljustice]

[SO I'VE PLAYED TO 10/15 IN THE GAME.

COME AT ME.

VOICETEST WILL BE TFLN!]

1. You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

2. Holy shit dude........stairs

3. i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment

4. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

Comments

[afailedmurder]

Not necessarily. Eastern and particularly Japanese philosophy often define the "self" in terms of interactions with others. From that perspective, being oneself is all quite relative.

[criminaljustice]

[nerd...]

So you hold a lot of stock in that sort of thing.

[afailedmurder]

Philosophy? I find it interesting. Not every way to broaden one's understanding of the world is strictly factual, after all.

[criminaljustice]

I'm talking about the individual, not the world

[afailedmurder]

That as well.

[criminaljustice]

We're definitely not going to agree on philosophy.

[afailedmurder]

It would be dull if we did.

[criminaljustice]

It explains a lot of why you view handcuffs as friendship bracelets.

[afailedmurder]

That was mostly a joke, you know.

[criminaljustice]

Consider your audience.

[doesn't believe]

[afailedmurder]

If I offended you, I apologize.

[criminaljustice]

I guess I'll show my forgiveness by ensuring pancakes.

[curry pancakes.]

[afailedmurder]

I don't think I'll partake, but I'll be sure to keep dropping by until I see them.

[criminaljustice]

That sounds like more money than a detective should be wasting on train fare.
Go somewhere closer to home.

[afailedmurder]

Actually, Yongenjaga is on my commuter line. It's the perfect place to stop.

[criminaljustice]

Then the polite thing to say...
"Thank you for your continued patronage."

[afailedmurder]

How professional of you.

...Unless you're texting on the clock, that is.

[criminaljustice]

I'm a diligent worker.

[who also just has a lot of free time on the clock]

[afailedmurder]

No customers tonight?

[criminaljustice]

It's about the usual.

[afailedmurder]

Shall I pay you a visit?

[criminaljustice]

Coffee so late isn't healthy.

[afailedmurder]

I suppose you're right...

[criminaljustice]

We're only open for another hour, anyway.

[and then it's time to hit up Shinjuku for intel and cash monies]

[afailedmurder]

And I have homework.

[translation: Metaverse shenanigans]