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[criminaljustice]

[SO I'VE PLAYED TO 10/15 IN THE GAME.

COME AT ME.

VOICETEST WILL BE TFLN!]

1. You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

2. Holy shit dude........stairs

3. i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment

4. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

Comments

[afailedmurder]

It is. But that's the thin blue line that separates civilization and anarchy.

[criminaljustice]

It's also what puts the power of a few over the majority.

[and fuck that from experience.]

True anarchy is curry pancakes, anyway.

[afailedmurder]

You're aiming a bit low in the hierarchy if you're blaming that on the police.

And yes, curry pancakes is among the types of anarchy in which I have absolutely no interest.

[criminaljustice]

They're symptoms and enablers of a larger problem, I'm well aware.
Ah, I've discovered some recipes that actually has me changing my opinion on curry pancakes suddenly.

[afailedmurder]

Seriously? Do you mean something more savory, like an okonomiyaki?

[this is the far more important conversation]

[criminaljustice]

Curry pancakes recipe

I could probably talk Boss into allowing for it.

[afailedmurder]

I see...

[thanks I hate it]

[criminaljustice]

[victory]

I'll tell him it was your idea.

[afailedmurder]

[noooooooooo]

Nonsense. I couldn't take credit for your idea.

[criminaljustice]

But you were the inspiration.

[afailedmurder]

I'm glad to have inspired you, but it was your idea, after all.

[criminaljustice]

You might even be lucky enough to get free curry pancakes if he likes it enough

[afailedmurder]

That's kind of you, but I'm not sure that sort of thing would be to my taste.

[criminaljustice]

You won't know until you try it. It's always good to try new things, isn't it?

[afailedmurder]

To be honest, I'm not terribly fond of curry to begin with...

[criminaljustice]

And yet you frequent a coffee and curry cafe? How strange...

[afailedmurder]

I enjoy the coffee and the atmosphere.

[criminaljustice]

I can't fault you for either of those, I guess

[afailedmurder]

I feel like I can be myself there.

[criminaljustice]

.....you only just now admitted you don't like curry, tho

[afailedmurder]

Is that such a big deal? Every cafe menu is going to have things you like and things you don't.

[criminaljustice]

I guess I'm more used to people being vocal about things they dislike.

[afailedmurder]

To each his own. There's no point in being negative about it.

[criminaljustice]

It's not really about negativity...

[but it's not like he's very forthcoming either]

[afailedmurder]

Politeness, then.

But if you want to know my opinion on something, you can just ask.