[voice testing]

[criminaljustice]

[SO I'VE PLAYED TO 10/15 IN THE GAME.

COME AT ME.

VOICETEST WILL BE TFLN!]

1. You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

2. Holy shit dude........stairs

3. i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment

4. No, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

Comments

[afailedmurder]

Ah, of course. I can't imagine the top-tier coffee hurts, either.

By the way, has he ever considered putting sweets on the menu?

[criminaljustice]

We serve cocoa for the ones who find coffee too bitter.

[afailedmurder]

Obviously I take no issue with the coffee. But I like to pair my bitter with a bit of sweet. Don't you?

[criminaljustice]

You did get excited over pancakes that one time.
You'd have to ask the owner. I don't control the menu.

[afailedmurder]

Was I? Well, who doesn't like pancakes?

But you're right. I should ask him next time I stop by.

[criminaljustice]

Pancakes could potentially be an item to add.
¥100,000 pancakes.

[afailedmurder]

That's one marketing tactic, although the "most expensive such-and-such" gimmick is a little overdone these days, don't you think? Most of the time people are only slapping caviar or gold leaf on top and putting it on an expensive souvenir plate. I can't imagine Boss would go for it.

[criminaljustice]

I was just thinking basic supply and demand.

[it's coffee and curry not coffee and pancakes]

[afailedmurder]

You must think very highly of a detective's salary.

[criminaljustice]

Aren't they paid to get into other people's business?

[afailedmurder]

We're paid to find the truth.

[criminaljustice]

Is that really the truth?

[jaded ex-con is jaded]

[afailedmurder]

Admittedly, not a universal one.

[criminaljustice]

The onus is on the detective to establish their truth to others, not on others to believe the detective's "truth".

[afailedmurder]

I agree.

[criminaljustice]

[... ur not supposed to agree]

Then? Your truth is...?

[afailedmurder]

The actual truth. I won't deny there are corrupt detectives out there, but I'm not interested in seeking bribes or playing politics. If someone commits a crime, I want to find them and see them punished. That's all.

[criminaljustice]

It's a fine line.

[afailedmurder]

It is. But that's the thin blue line that separates civilization and anarchy.

[criminaljustice]

It's also what puts the power of a few over the majority.

[and fuck that from experience.]

True anarchy is curry pancakes, anyway.

[afailedmurder]

You're aiming a bit low in the hierarchy if you're blaming that on the police.

And yes, curry pancakes is among the types of anarchy in which I have absolutely no interest.

[criminaljustice]

They're symptoms and enablers of a larger problem, I'm well aware.
Ah, I've discovered some recipes that actually has me changing my opinion on curry pancakes suddenly.

[afailedmurder]

Seriously? Do you mean something more savory, like an okonomiyaki?

[this is the far more important conversation]

[criminaljustice]

Curry pancakes recipe

I could probably talk Boss into allowing for it.

[afailedmurder]

I see...

[thanks I hate it]